This NASTY OL' GROUCH searched the net high and low
For some QUALITY pussy, not just any ol' Hoe..
And on my last click, much to my surprise
Appeared Santa naked, with a gleam in his eyes.

"Santa", I said, "What are you doing here,
Without Mrs. Klaus and those stupid reindeer?"

He turned with a chuckle, and lifted his chin
And said "Got my rocks off,
Hey, GROUCH, COME ON IN!!"